Intox-I-Rox Eye Candy.....

Our homie schomie Storm Davis laced the extremely dope cover art for the "Stink Talk" release...Big ups to Esh and Ro for their superior modeling styles and DJ AlBums on the photography tip....IF? you haven't snagged it up yet, make sure you follow the link in the previous update.

Our affiliated friends out in Hawaii, Siq Records,headed by Ray Niikura (Mahalo) have decided to expand their free download library by including the Intox-I-Rox record....Word up...good looks to my man Doogie Howitzer for the hook up, indeed.

Speaking of Doogie Howitzer and the Hand'Solo fams out in T Dot, we've been contacted to cough up an accapella for some remix project being put together by their fams DJ Planit, in which we ushered out "The Anti Cymbal Monkey Movement" by Esh featuring the likes of CasUno who combine forces and become The Last Beer.....It's yet another dope joint via Esh's debut "The A.D.D.ventures Of An E.ccentric S.uper H.ero". We'll deliver yall more info as it develops.

For now, walk tall and carry a big stick.

peace.

FREE Download EP, CasUno & Rock Solid are Intox-I-Rox Solid...."Stink Talk"

Sorry to blow ya spot like this, bro, but it has meaning right now....This is a picture of my man Rock Solid passed the f*ck out on Esh's couch w/ Darth Vader straight bobbin' for apples on 'em....Heh.....Too much Hennessy too early'll do that to ya.....But wait folks, no longer do you have to suck down that Henny so quick without the proper theme music....Today, we bring forth Intox-I-Rox Solid "Stink Talk", a project put together a month or so before I got married using the many beats Rock Solid has donated to my lyricism over the past 9 or 10 years.....See, most cats just trash it and forget about it, me, I keep every damn disc that has been given to me by anyone nice enough to lace me like that....Obviously the anxiety of getting married is more than enough to bury the most tough of all men alive, so what I did in calming myself down was writing and recording over the person who laced me the most's beats rather than allowing them to rott into obscurity (like so many "MCs" do).....This project serves as the anthem to gettin' ya trashed on....Beyond Crunky Brewster with yours even....No more talk, Rock on the beats, CasUno & friends on the M-I....Missing Ellaments recorded the whole thing at his beloved Melodic Voice Box Recordings (IF? that's what he still calls it) and Gibran came through with the intense clean up of the entire project.....Without any further a do, my download nerds, allow we to present to yall, Stink Talk:

http://www.zshare.net/download/79356620ec255d/

Track listing and what not (No artwork with project, just MS Word document with credits and song list):

1. Intro (Happy Hour)
2. The Illtelligent Regiment
3. A Wasted Walk In The Park
4. Intox-I-Rox-Stramental
5. No Politics (Intox-I-Rox Remix) featuring Missing Ellaments
6. Live From The Hall Of Justice featuring AmsUno & Esh The MonoLith
7. Intox-I-Rox-Stramental
8. Stink Talk
9. Trashish'ed Speech
10. Intox-I-Rox-Stramental
11. Non-Cohesive Comprehension featuring Dirty Ice
12. Passed Outro

Enjoy it or don't, either way it's free 99.
peace.

March 6th is in the mix, come on kick it!!!!

Thirsty Thursday's back with a vengence....
This bill looks to be overly booked, come through for a brew or two and peep the fiasco.....
Should be entertaining to say the least...
Some all too familiar names, some new comers, and some cats from out-of-state....
I have little to no details pertaining to this and found it amusing when the show was first being publicized that we had been left off the bill seeing the coordinator of said show asked both Esh and myself to rock some while ago (longer than others who have been more recently added to said bill).....We might just show up with a chip on our shoulders or in a bad mood or some sh!t ....IF? curious, come through.....

Busy Doin' Nothing....

As the cold sets into our New England nestle, we remain indoors trying to figuire out the best way to make relevant occurances jump off with the quickness.....And procrastinate in the name of fun....
The long and short of things:
It was great to see how many patrons chose to partake in enjoying The Large Professor's DJ vibes this past Saturday. Too bad the Good Life thought there were too many heads in their establishment, as the line of entry wrapped around the block and only slowly allowed said patrons in the place to be 1 by 1....All the while, it was f*ckin freezing outside like you wouldn't believe....LP didn't disappoint and rock shocked some great vibes for all those who attended. I saw mad heads, from the Boston scene and those who originate southward of.....In attendance: Reason, dox, Save1, Ed OG, my cousin Magnum Matty P.I. & Kurt, Mr. Nothing Normal (Awkward Landing), a really greedy prominant Boston promoter, T Scraps (ughh.com), Statik Selekta, DJ AlBums, and Esh the-flat-tire-getaway-driver.....It's funny that Mr. Jason's (Porn Theatre Ushers) events at the Good Life seem far more successfull and sought after than ughh.com's FrESH Produce night, and those cats usually run with clothing sponspors and the whole nine......
I guess we're affiliated with a show at the Living Room on March 6th with a slew of local leprechans...We'll brief you better as the time nears....
Esh's project will soon see the light of mastering as artwork is being dilligently gathered and applied in prepartion of said soon to be release.....Enough of the fluff, Esh's project will be the next Labeless Illtelligence release and hopefully we can get back on track in attempting to establish ourselves as a quality music supplier. We'll get into greater detail as the progress on completing this venture winds down.....No time table on indy releases, just makes us look unorganized and inexperienced by doing so and not living up to our end of the bargain.
Word-em-up, stay tuned.
peace.

ESH's Year In Review

This is what I remember of 2007. Nothing is ranked, it's just a list.

Music:
Aesop Rock "None Shall Pass"
C-Rayz Walz "Monster Maker"
I Am The Heat "Naked EP"
LoDeck "Behold"
El-P "ISWYD"
Sean P "Jesus Price Superstar"

Movies:
Superbad
No Country For Old Men
The Darjeeling Limited

TV:
Lost
Flight of The Concords

Comics:
Civil War
52 (late pass on both)


Other Good Shit:
The Futha Muckin CELTICS!!!
The Patriots perfect regular season
My brother got engaged (good luck Tina, HA!)
My father started writing a book about his life
My mom is cool...so is uncle Henry
A good friend had a beautiful healthy daughter
Lisa & Amaya
I finished recording my album!!!
Moved to EP / The inception of Fresh Ear
6 months of free money from the government
Beer
Trees
Sleep
Never got that sick
Playing drums @ Deeb's spot
Portland Maine!!!
Bi-Focal Bastards
New Labeless T-shirts
PDP Nothing Stays Gold
Barack Obama starting to campaign
New non-stick pans
The Good Life (sometimes)
The sandwich spot down the street
Getting black out smashed off Johnny Walker Blue at an open bar corporate function (also file under "shit that sucked")
Kicking over a monitor at the Blackstone, watching some corny rap dude pick it up and put it back on stage only to have CasUno kick it back in his face

Shit that sucked:
Getting laid off
Getting kicked out of my old apartment
Moving
Oscar the cat from the dementia ward making national news (Stay the fuck away from Nonna!!!)
The Red Sox (sorry ya'll, I was born a Yankees fan)
A birthday infused with three 7s not resulting in good luck
The electric company getting wise to my scheme while I was in NY
No one started saying "the double Oh 7" (Bums was the first I heard)
Certain plans never manifested (those who knows, knows)
The 8am meeting at work after the Johnny Walker incident
HoodStock (Not the strongest year, my bad D)
Dane Cook not getting punched in the face

More pros than cons...good year.

No one asked so I said it anyway.....

Looks like everyone's showing how important their opinion is to everyone else with these top 5 of 2007 lists. Every list I have taken a gander upon pretty much suck. So, like you would expect from I, here is my non-sucky top 5 HIP HOP albums of 2007 (In no particular order):

1. El-P "I'll Sleep When You're Dead"/Aesop Rock "None Shall Pass"
2. C Rayz Walz & Sharkey "Monster Maker"/C Rayz Walz "Chorus Rhyme"
3. Rahiem Jamal "BoomBox"
4. Sean Price "Jesus Price SuperStar"
5. I actually listed 6, but counted the 2 Def Jux releases as one entry and did the same for the C Rayz affiliated releases...In all honesty 2007 wasn't all that great a year for releases, though, a lot of cats will argue with me about that.....Let's see what happens this year with record sales being so great thanks to digital downloads and ring tones and ish.....

Every album listed is straight independant, f*ck all you chumps listing ish 10 year old girls "obviously" listen to like Kanye West, Jay-Z, 50 Cent....That ish is mad pre-teen, TRL, 106 & Park...I'm in my 30s and have no aspirations to get down in the realm of tight jeans, Bathing Apes, and overpriced/loud zip up hoodies...A whole lot of yall forgot where Hip Hop came from and what it really is, but that's cause ya mad insecure of ya coolness now that you got a little older. Notice I ain't include anything I might have appeared on nor did I cheerlead for my "music buddies" by cosigning someone close to I's greatness....Rap is becoming an increasingly demeaning form of entertainment "hella accellerated" like Del said on the 11th Hour DVD.

....I'll ask Esh what his was and get that to yall asap....

Anyone hear that RhymeFest "Man In The Mirror" Michael Jackson mix CD (download, FREE dowload)? I'm not even a fan, especially since the time we opened up for Wu along w/ Fest and his DJ tried to utter smart gestures under his breath concerning my sneaker choice, but this ish is bananas and I can't stop listening to it.....But you know, go enjoy ya Kanye, Hova, Fitty Cent cocktail....Keep it real, gang.

peace.

January down, 11 more to go.....

Wowsers on that party, Scoob....
Out of control at its finest.
To the 100+ attendees that either participated, added on, or found out and came through...Thank you mucho....Honestly don't remember much between the constant flow of brew and tree and having to entertain yall on some host-the-party ish...
I stumbled out at like 3AM and I hear stragglers ain't bounce 'til like 6AM.....yall are crazy without the Brian Thello.....
Anyhow, Esh is in motion finishing up his debut now that the festivities are over and done with. We swear it was just XMas last week but whatever yo.....
All area crews killed ish:
Awkward Landing
Need Not Worry
Poorly Drawn People (Storm, good looks on ALL ya help, fam)
Sneaky Pete (Good looks on the video footage!)
Vice Versah
...and the sound selektas alike:
Swerv One
Sterby Rock
Save1
DJ AlBums (Good ish on being communal with ya equipment)
...DJ-I-Want-My-$$-Back didn't catch too much shine due to his beer soaked records and poor time scheduling in keeping things moving...I mighta got like 5 to 7 records off and then misplaced all of them....
Ref, you were the king of cups and crowd control (you too Strest!)....
Other than that, most feedback has been exceedingly great.
Bottom line, good lookin out yall, the party blew past our expectations but you will probably never see us pull some ish off like that ever again.
Deebs, good looks on the location, too bad that joint is no more in like a few days. I'd list off the countless attendees so yall can see yall's name in monitor lights, but there were far too many of yall.....
I will make mention that for a second there was a UNITY flashback with Messiah Carey and CasUno hosting the show right quick (that was my highlight...Well, that and the 13 - 17 chics I invited showing up!)
peace suckas.